01 roach flick treatment
01 roach flick treatment posted 29 Sep ’05, 4.19am MDT PST on flickr

A nightmare. Reoccuring.


I was cleaning off my Edirol of old files and forget I had recorded this phone spam. I get recurring automated message calls on my do not call listed work number- they leave no number, so its hard to report. So when I was there to get the spam, I aimed to try and let them know they were breaking the law.

The first time, I kept pressing the number supposedly to get them to stop. Yeah, like that worked:

http://cogdogblog.com/wp-content/audio/phome-spam.mp3

The second time, I pressed the “1” to talk to an operator. When the person came on, I asked if they knew they were calling a listed number in the Do Not Call registry.

The person kept reading from a recorded sales pitch.

I asked them to take me off the list.

The person kept reading from a recorded sales pitch.

I explained they were calling a line for a not for profit organization that had no need for credit card services.

The person kept reading from a recorded sales pitch.

I asked to speak to a manager.

The person kept reading from a recorded sales pitch. And then laughter in the background.

The next words I spoke are unprintable.

Phone spam. Just as much fun as the email kind, but less crunchy noises since you can hardly step on them.

The post "Phone Roaches" was originally zapped with 10,000 volts and declared "It's ALIVE" by Dr. Frankenstein at CogDogBlog (http://cogdogblog.com/2007/09/phone-roaches/) on September 25, 2007.

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