Oh Brad. I think the policy here at CogDogBlog could not be more clear on the front door. But still, you persist in your inane request.
So here is your treatment for your email bearing the subject line “Accepting Guest Posts on cogdogblog.com?”
On Tue, Mar 7, 2017 at 8:15 AM, Brad S. <email@example.com> wrote:
> I’ll make this quick :)
You could have been quicker and not bothered me at all.
> I’m writing to inquire about guest posting opportunities on cogdogblog.com – are you still offering them?
When the **** have I ever offered guest posting opportunities on my blog? Let me calculate…. NEVER.
If you actually visited the sites you spam, the answer would have been clear. I do not know how to be more obvious.
> If you are open to a new guest post opportunity, what are the next steps and any other information I should be aware of in order to get started? I’d love to submit an article topic for your approval :)
Go away. Never email me again. Do not even apologize. And stop spamming bloggers. It’s worse than runny dog shit in your carpet.
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The post "Brad Gets The Treatment" was originally cracked open and scrambled from a rotten egg at CogDogBlog (http://cogdogblog.com/2017/03/brad-gets-the-treatment/) on March 7, 2017.