I’m somebody now! Millions of people look at this web site everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity – your name in a wiki – that makes people. I’m in Wikipedia! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Don’t ask why, well I was bored, and looked for myself in Wikipedia and found me – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Levine.
The major league baseball career has gone well, though my pitching arm seems to be sore. My biography is now complete
The post "I’m In Wikipedia!" was originally yanked out of the teeth of a rabid chicken at CogDogBlog (http://cogdogblog.com/2007/11/im-in-wikipedia/) on November 21, 2007.