I found the site that creates these fun ID cards a while ago (it probably came from the Generator Blog), but yes, I am a card carrying Agent.
I might be armed.
Or pawed.
Of course this may not quite as good as Scott Leslie‘s real business card that says “Shit Disturber”.

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