Who reads the fine print any more? From the Stamp Out And Abolish Redundancy Department (apologies to Mad Magazine) comes the fine print on the back on an audio CD:
Like the famous multiblade razors, the first warning (1) gets your attention.
FBI Anti Piracy Warning: unauthorized copying is punishable under federal law.
Then, in case you managed to skip number 1, warning number 2 reinforces the peril:
FBI Anti Piracy
copying is punishable
under federal law.
And just in case, the FBI shield (3) tells you they mean business.
Pretty effective, eh? Just one question… Can I make an authorized copy?