This really happened. I promise.
While biking home tonight, I came up on what I took to be a father riding along side a boy, perhaps 10 or younger. As my speed was greater, as I approached, Dad swung out far to the left, so I had to pass between the two. Dad says
How ya doing? Just trying to show my boy the rules of the road!
That was not encouraging, considering Dad was lacking a bike helmet and chatting on his cell phone.
I must have the wrong set of rules, again.