The Most Pathetic Comment Spam Ever

I get lots of comment spam. Or better yet, my SK2 Spam filters do, they fill up and flow over every day. I usually ignore the email notifications and just do a quick dump every few days. But this is the most pathetic attempt (but I am sure there are spam weasels out there that can do worse) effort yet to embed an unwanted link in MY blog:

My name is Stephanie i am working on a thesis as a home study i hope it is not a problem with me. I hope you don’t mind me placing a few words on here as my tutor needs to see it. Thanks and you have a great site here.

How sweet.

Don’t you feel a lot of concern and care for little home schooled Stephanie?

The only thing about her that is of deep worry is the URL she listed– which is for a substance I doubt little Stephanie truly needs.

Zing goes the spam! See ya, Stephanie!

Splat goes another flattened spam roach!

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An early 90s builder of the web and blogging Alan Levine barks at CogDogBlog.com on web storytelling (#ds106 #4life), photography, bending WordPress, and serendipity in the infinite internet river. He thinks it's weird to write about himself in the third person.


  1. This “milk of human kindness” spam irritates me the most: the praise, the requests for help, etc. I especially resent lies that cloak themselves in the requests for academic support that I am trained (and want) to respond to instantly. It’s as if a salesman or saleswoman gets my attention by playing a hi-fi recording of a baby screaming in pain and fear.

    There should be a special class of spam offense reserved for those who prey upon our emotions this way!

    Okay, I feel a little better. 🙂

  2. There is a special place in whatever underworld one believes in for spammers, but I’m resigned to a 12-step program…

    Step 1: I admit I am powerless against the actions of spammers (though I am equipped with Spam Karma 2)
    Step 2: I have hope that a power greater than myself could restore sanity (ahem, that would be, um, the spam incentive creators named Google)


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