If You Are Going to Spam Me By Email, At Least Make Me Laugh

I smiled as I sent this to the spam folder:

Hello my friend!

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://____________.cn) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive :)

Wow, I was really worried about that dog.

And they say there is no good writing on the net.

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An early 90s builder of the web and blogging Alan Levine barks at CogDogBlog.com on web storytelling (#ds106 #4life), photography, bending WordPress, and serendipity in the infinite internet river. He thinks it's weird to write about himself in the third person.


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