I smiled as I sent this to the spam folder:
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://____________.cn) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive 🙂
Wow, I was really worried about that dog.
And they say there is no good writing on the net.
but… how would he eat his dog if he killed himself? zombie caninophagy?
Funny. Funny spam is at least better than lines of nonsense.