I smiled as I sent this to the spam folder:
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://____________.cn) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive :)
Wow, I was really worried about that dog.
And they say there is no good writing on the net.
The post "If You Are Going to Spam Me By Email, At Least Make Me Laugh" was originally zapped with 10,000 volts and declared "It's ALIVE" by Dr. Frankenstein at CogDogBlog (http://cogdogblog.com/2007/07/spam-giggle/) on July 23, 2007.