Get Out Your Dead [Feeds]

GOOGLE:  Get out your dead feeds!
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CUSTOMER:  Here's one -- not even valid.
DEAD RSS:  I'm not dead!
GOOGLE:   What?
CUSTOMER:  Nothing -- I'll just use AOL.
DEAD RSS:  I'm not dead!
GOOGLE:   Here -- the link says RSS is not dead! It should be, 
    y'all should sign up for Google Plus.
CUSTOMER:  Yes, it is.
DEAD RSS:  I'm not!
GOOGLE:   It should be. Go get Feedly, will ya?
CUSTOMER:  Well, it will be soon, no one reads feeds.
DEAD RSS:  I'm getting more items!
CUSTOMER:  No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
GOOGLE:   Oh, I can't take it like that -- it's against  
    regulations of doing no evil.
DEAD RSS:  I don't want to go in the cart of dead apps! Wave  
    and Buzz smell rotten...
CUSTOMER:  Oh, don't be such a baby.
GOOGLE:   I can't take it, I've got ballons to launch...
DEAD RSS:  I feel fine! New content coming in.
CUSTOMER:  Oh, do us a favor...
GOOGLE:   I can't.
CUSTOMER:  Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? 
   It won't be long.
GOOGLE:   Naaah, I am busy coding a google glass service for 
   visualizing personal Google circle activity
CUSTOMER:  Well, when is your next round?
GOOGLE:   Thursday.
DEAD RSS:  I think I'll go for and get a few new items...
CUSTOMER:  You're not fooling anyone y'know.  Look, 
  isn't there something you can do?
DEAD RSS:  I feel happy... I feel happy.
  [Google pulls plug on servers]
CUSTOMER:  Ah, thanks very much.
GOOGLE:   Not at all.  See you on Plus this Thursday.
CUSTOMER:  Right. Let's Hangout.
  [clop clop]
FEEDLY USER:   Who's that then?
DIGG USER:  I don't know.
FEEDLY USER:   Must be an internet king.
DIGG USER::  Why?
FEEDLY USER:   He hasn't got shit all over him.

9:14 Monday July 1, 2013. I’m not Dead (yet)