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GOOGLE: Get out your dead feeds! [clang] Get out your dead feeds! [clang] Get out your dead feeds! [clang] Get out your dead feeds! [clang] Get out your dead feeds! [clang] Get out your dead feeds! [clang] Get out your dead feeds! [clang] Get out your dead feeds! [clang] Get out your dead feeds! [clang] Get out your dead feeds! [clang] Get out your dead feeds! [clang] Get out your dead feeds! CUSTOMER: Here's one -- not even valid. DEAD RSS: I'm not dead! GOOGLE: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing -- I'll just use AOL. DEAD RSS: I'm not dead! GOOGLE: Here -- the link says RSS is not dead! It should be, y'all should sign up for Google Plus. CUSTOMER: Yes, it is. DEAD RSS: I'm not! GOOGLE: It should be. Go get Feedly, will ya? CUSTOMER: Well, it will be soon, no one reads feeds. DEAD RSS: I'm getting more items! CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment. GOOGLE: Oh, I can't take it like that -- it's against regulations of doing no evil. DEAD RSS: I don't want to go in the cart of dead apps! Wave and Buzz smell rotten... CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby. GOOGLE: I can't take it, I've got ballons to launch... DEAD RSS: I feel fine! New content coming in. CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor... GOOGLE: I can't. CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? It won't be long. GOOGLE: Naaah, I am busy coding a google glass service for visualizing personal Google circle activity CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round? GOOGLE: Thursday. DEAD RSS: I think I'll go for and get a few new items... CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do? DEAD RSS: I feel happy... I feel happy. [Google pulls plug on servers] CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much. GOOGLE: Not at all. See you on Plus this Thursday. CUSTOMER: Right. Let's Hangout. [clop clop] FEEDLY USER: Who's that then? DIGG USER: I don't know. FEEDLY USER: Must be an internet king. DIGG USER:: Why? FEEDLY USER: He hasn't got shit all over him. |
9:14 Monday July 1, 2013. I’m not Dead (yet)
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Oh! Very Nice!
And how did you get to be Internet King, eh? I didn’t vote for you?
That’s hideously funny. Just sayin’