If You Are Going to Spam Me By Email, At Least Make Me Laugh

I smiled as I sent this to the spam folder:

Hello my friend!

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://____________.cn) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive :)

Wow, I was really worried about that dog.

And they say there is no good writing on the net.

2 Responses to “If You Are Going to Spam Me By Email, At Least Make Me Laugh”

  1. DArcy Norman says:

    but… how would he eat his dog if he killed himself? zombie caninophagy?

  2. dawn says:

    Funny. Funny spam is at least better than lines of nonsense.

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