I smiled as I sent this to the spam folder:
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://____________.cn) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive :)
Wow, I was really worried about that dog.
And they say there is no good writing on the net.
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but… how would he eat his dog if he killed himself? zombie caninophagy?
Funny. Funny spam is at least better than lines of nonsense.