What a Deal! And All Caps to Boot

What an attractive offer in my inbox:

GOODDAY.

WE ARE IN NEED OF SPECIAL, RELIABLE AND STRONG APPLICANT THAT CAN WORK
ONLINE.ATTRACTIVE SALARY.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION.
CONTACT: Mr Xxxxxx Xxx.
EMAIL: xxxxxxxx.xxxxxxx@yahoo.co.uk

SIGN.
MANAGEMENT.

I’m not feeling all that special, reliable, or strong today, so I am going to pass. But thanks anyhow. But about that beachfront Arizona property….

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